Right now I am angry because Hilton's preferred brand of alarm clocks literally requires a screwdriver in order to change the time, and mine is eight hours (and thirteen years, I found the calendar function, it isn't January 2002 anymore) off.
(The fact that I already fixed it is pretty much irrelevant here).
Most people don't travel with toolkits, Hilton!
...I can't believe I'm actually mad about this, but I am. I am very mad.